unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail


carpaydiem:

it sucks when you have a bad teacher for a subject you’re genuinely interested in

The best revenge is not giving a shit. (via hazelhirao)

tagged as: me$  

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

nclswndngrfn:

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”